"Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
Jimmy had completed his first day at school. All the other children had
gone home, but he still stood in playground. "Aren't you going home now,
Jimmy?" the teacher asked.
"No", said Jimmy, "Mum says I've to stay at school until I'm
eighteen."
Teacher
Annie, give the formula of water.
Annie
Yes sir "hijklmno"
Teacher
Whatever are you driving at? Do you think you are in kindergarten.
