A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders. The border guard asks, "What's in the bags?" The fellow says, "Sand!" The guard wants to examine them. The fellow gets off the bike, places the bags on the ground, opens them up, and the guard inspects...only to find sand. The fellow packs the sand into the bags, places them on his shoulders, and pedals the bike across the border. Two weeks later, the same situation is repeated.... "What have you there?" "Sand" "We want to examine it." Same results...nothing but sand and the fellow is on his way again. Every two weeks for a year the inspections continue. Eventually, the border guard retires and one day he happens to see the guy downtown. He says to the fellow, "Buddy, you drove me crazy. I know you were smuggling something. For 30 years I was a border guard and I thought I'd seen everything, but I was never been able to figure out what you were up to. I won't say anything, but what were you smuggling?" The fellow says, "Bicycles."

Detective job vacancy. Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How did the interview went?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.

Hina: “I haven’t slept in the last five nights. I keep dreaming about a door with a sign on it. I push and push, but the door still won’t open.”

Jony: “What does the sign say?”

Hina: “Pull”

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Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the supermodel Cindy Crawford 'I say she's highly over-rated,' said one 'Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have ya got ? 'My wife' said the other with a heavy sigh .

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Two men had bought two horses. They wanted to do something so they could recognize their horses. One cut its ears. Unluckily, the other did the same. Then the first man cut his horse's tail. The second man did the same with his horse too. They were still thinking of something to differentiate their horses, a man passed by. They asked him "Can you tell how we can recognize our horses?" "Sure", the man said. "One is black and one is white".